So it's Independence Day, yet again (Sorry, it was, I know I am late, but never mind. Read on.). The 64th Independence Day of INDIA! So? What difference does it make to your life? Or should I ask what difference have you made in others' life by your existence?
I guess, none of you give a shit about it! Many of you are not even cognizant of the significance of our Tricolour National Flag! Many of you don't even know about the number of spokes in the Ashoka Chakra & the significance of it! I feel like pushing those spokes right down your fucking throat! And I bet, some of you won't even know that it's our 64th Independence Day! Tell me frankly, how many of you actually know or remember the number & names of our States & Union Territories and their respective capitals? No one or hardly anyone! Even I don't remember all of them. SAD! And the reasons for our apathy are ignorance & indifference toward our nation and our self-centeredness! Get a life people!
Now it's time to break out of the fetters of your egocentricity and really contribute toward building our nation. Here I am not asking you all to go out in full force and bash around every damn corrupt sheep-headed politician! (This doesn't seem to be at all a bad idea though! hehee...). Nor am I asking you to go up to the LOC and fight off those FUCKistani terrorists. (But anyone of you planning to do so, nothing more than that can be a matter of pride, ever!).
So what can you really do for your country of which you yourself can feel to be proud of and add something valuable to your otherwise boring, monotonous, and mundane life? A plenty of things, I would say. Read on to know how can you actually contribute in a big way by your small, sensible, justifiable acts.
1. Don't throw garbage (even if it's an eclair's wrapper to the Lays packet to your BEST & Railway ticket) anywhere except in a trashbin. And if you can't find one nearby, keep it in the back pocket of your jeans or your bag till the time you find one. And if you don't find the previous idea assuming, roll the ticket to make it a small hard stick and use it to clean your ears & then prick your nose with the same!
2. Stop your brown-colored graffiti spit works and find a dustbin for the same. If you are too lazy to find one, gulp your spittle down or else try spitting in your own pockets!
3. Anyone got to pee? Pee it in your pants dumbfucks!
4. To all the young ill-mannered men of our country, atleast have the courtesy to provide your seat whether in a bus or a train to the oldies and the women.
And to the oldies & the women, if you find one staring at you and still not offering a seat, say "Dekh kya raha hai besharam chakke, ladies khadi hai toh seat nahi de sakta?". The young turk would definitely feel ashamed of himself.
5. Your near & dear ones can also become victims of errant alcoholic as well as non-alcoholic drivers flouting traffic rules. The message is crystal clear I think. Zebra-crossings are meant neither for zebras nor for your cars; learn to apply your brakes before the black and white stripy thing and let pedestrians cross the road!
6. Stop giving alms to beggars. They have a bank balance more than you. On the contrary, buy pencils, pens, sketch books, flowers, gift articles, our National Flag, et cetera from those who approach you to sell them. Atleast they are working, and not begging!
7. If you like to own a dog, hire Shahrukh Khan. Atleast he won't shit & pee in the gardens. :P
8. Last but not the least, if you find anyone littering, spitting, peeing, shitting and flouting, reprimand them, give them an earful and move ahead! It might enrage them or make them feel ashamed. We don't need to give a shit about their anger, but can always have a feeling of satisfaction at the same time! A Satisfaction of contributing toward developing India, a satisfaction of being a responsible citizen of India and above all, a satisfaction of being an INDIAN!
BE INDIAN, BETTER INDIA, PROUD INDIAN, SUPERIOR INDIA!
I guess, none of you give a shit about it! Many of you are not even cognizant of the significance of our Tricolour National Flag! Many of you don't even know about the number of spokes in the Ashoka Chakra & the significance of it! I feel like pushing those spokes right down your fucking throat! And I bet, some of you won't even know that it's our 64th Independence Day! Tell me frankly, how many of you actually know or remember the number & names of our States & Union Territories and their respective capitals? No one or hardly anyone! Even I don't remember all of them. SAD! And the reasons for our apathy are ignorance & indifference toward our nation and our self-centeredness! Get a life people!
Now it's time to break out of the fetters of your egocentricity and really contribute toward building our nation. Here I am not asking you all to go out in full force and bash around every damn corrupt sheep-headed politician! (This doesn't seem to be at all a bad idea though! hehee...). Nor am I asking you to go up to the LOC and fight off those FUCKistani terrorists. (But anyone of you planning to do so, nothing more than that can be a matter of pride, ever!).
So what can you really do for your country of which you yourself can feel to be proud of and add something valuable to your otherwise boring, monotonous, and mundane life? A plenty of things, I would say. Read on to know how can you actually contribute in a big way by your small, sensible, justifiable acts.
1. Don't throw garbage (even if it's an eclair's wrapper to the Lays packet to your BEST & Railway ticket) anywhere except in a trashbin. And if you can't find one nearby, keep it in the back pocket of your jeans or your bag till the time you find one. And if you don't find the previous idea assuming, roll the ticket to make it a small hard stick and use it to clean your ears & then prick your nose with the same!
2. Stop your brown-colored graffiti spit works and find a dustbin for the same. If you are too lazy to find one, gulp your spittle down or else try spitting in your own pockets!
3. Anyone got to pee? Pee it in your pants dumbfucks!
4. To all the young ill-mannered men of our country, atleast have the courtesy to provide your seat whether in a bus or a train to the oldies and the women.
And to the oldies & the women, if you find one staring at you and still not offering a seat, say "Dekh kya raha hai besharam chakke, ladies khadi hai toh seat nahi de sakta?". The young turk would definitely feel ashamed of himself.
5. Your near & dear ones can also become victims of errant alcoholic as well as non-alcoholic drivers flouting traffic rules. The message is crystal clear I think. Zebra-crossings are meant neither for zebras nor for your cars; learn to apply your brakes before the black and white stripy thing and let pedestrians cross the road!
6. Stop giving alms to beggars. They have a bank balance more than you. On the contrary, buy pencils, pens, sketch books, flowers, gift articles, our National Flag, et cetera from those who approach you to sell them. Atleast they are working, and not begging!
7. If you like to own a dog, hire Shahrukh Khan. Atleast he won't shit & pee in the gardens. :P
8. Last but not the least, if you find anyone littering, spitting, peeing, shitting and flouting, reprimand them, give them an earful and move ahead! It might enrage them or make them feel ashamed. We don't need to give a shit about their anger, but can always have a feeling of satisfaction at the same time! A Satisfaction of contributing toward developing India, a satisfaction of being a responsible citizen of India and above all, a satisfaction of being an INDIAN!
BE INDIAN, BETTER INDIA, PROUD INDIAN, SUPERIOR INDIA!
I see you take independence as freedom huh? A freedom to speak?
ReplyDeleteWell then I applaud all the right points you gave. But mind a few things:
Instead of being sad about not remembering the names of states, memorize them.
For starters, here is the link
Second,respecting your nation is Good, but don't disrespect other nations names at least, even if they are the supply wagons for wartime mercenaries.
To the oldies, I'd comply. But if a lady who cannot be classified as old dares to mouth your words, well I may sue her for abuse and harassment (No I won't touch her, I know my bounds). And WTF? they talk of equality status and cannot stand for a while? Where is their ego? I have mine to keep, so maybe I would offer them a seat if they request.
You might name your dog as SRK or anything, but don't whine if the real person sues you for the same. Copyright infringement.
And lastly, this is your blog, you say anything you want, but then, choose your words carefully. There are better options than directly butchering people.
@Anonymous Someone:
ReplyDeleteAs far as calling Pakistanis as FUCKistanis is concerned here is the Link. Read it for yourself!
Women never ask you to give your seat away to them, nor are they weak enough to stand away for hours. But a knightly attitude toward them won't harm your ego.
Strange that SRK didn't do the same with Aamir Khan.
I always try to choose my words carefully, but while doing so I am reminded of the fact that it is my blog, so why should I care? :P
But thanks for your honest feedback Anonymous Someone.
Let me get things straight.
ReplyDeletePoint #7: real offensive. Two dogs i've got. Both far better than your "no-pee-no-shit" SRK!
And there actually are people who do object if those things are left unattended. You get fined at a public place!
So...think before you write!!
Booyah!!
Appreciate your patriotic spirit, but denounce the crude language you've used..
ReplyDelete@D_04: Why do you think point#7 is for all those who own a pet? Nothing against those who would like to own a pet or who actually do! It's for those who own pets and get them out in the gardens for peeing & shitting! And I have seen such people, so no regrets for mentioning that point! And I really doubt, you actually followed the SRK link!
ReplyDelete@Anonymous: Thanks for realizing my patriotic spirit, but for the language I have used, was that an advice or a command?
Hey buddy wassup, interesting blog, but u seem too charged up, never expected F-word from u, but then that's one of the freedoms we are guaranteed right- freedom of expression and good to see this patriotism from you..
ReplyDeleteAnd to summarize your blog- I think that if we Indians just give up our 'CHALTA HAI' attitude, everything about this great nation will improve and this country will become what our freedom fighters dreamt of some 63 years ago..
Bye.
@Jimit:
ReplyDeleteThanks for your valuable comment buddy.
And yeah, you are absolutely right, it's high time that we should get over our 'CHALTA HAI' attitude and really start doing something.
There is nothing to brag about, but I have started poking people who litter everywhere. I expect everyone of you to start doing so. Though not in a big way, but you will be satisfied to contribute toward building India.
Cheers! :)
good one buddy....totally agree wid all u r points...the bus one esp...india has to go a long way in every direction and youngsters are the main hand right now, if we take the effort to do smthn there r sleek chance of changes ... :D :D
ReplyDeleteway 2 go frnd....
@Mingled Minds: Thanks girl! You are right, youngsters need to give it a start, no matter how small it is, a START is necessary!
ReplyDeletebtw Welcome to My Voice, My Space! :)
hey niket, i remember i posted something here in comments! did u not get it?
ReplyDelete@Restless: I fear I didn't get any of your comments(except the above one) on this post, but I would like if you do post your views and feedback. :)
ReplyDeleteOKAY! Niket, I see as an angry young man here, so annoyed with things! sometimes anger is required. U know as we mature, this anger fades, and we accept things as they are, ( and they call it maturity, sort of!).
ReplyDeletei liked point no 4,6 and 8.
about the gentleman above, Anonoymous someone, let me say that a woman is physically weaker than man, although not mentally, and standing for a few minutes does not trouble any woman. It's only when the time is longer, does a woman expects this courtesy,and at times, her right to be seated on a seat earmarked for females of the society. If you feel a woman doesnot have any ego or may be u mean self respect (hopefully!) if she asks for a seat, then I am sad, even education didnot teach u anything.
RESTLESS
@Restless: If this isn't maturity, then I want to remain this way forever. (Again an angry young man speaks, I think ;))
ReplyDeleteAnd I know point no. 7 might be quite difficult for the girls to digest :)
Anyways, thanks for your comment Restless!
hey niket.. nice attempt to ward opening youth minds towared YES YOU CAN!
ReplyDeleteregarding all the petriotizm i would like to ask is have we shown so much love to animals plants .. or wait to the human kind.. ppl in neighbourhood are also looked upon like they are dirt and nothing else.. and i guess you also have lacked the quality of ONE PLANET!!
regarding the bus quota...
just wanna say some of the opposite sex is so mean that they dont even sahre the sit with those kids having paked with stones on there bag packs.. and aslo to poor oldies..
talking of regular experience.. some ladis dont just stop at getting sit.. they want not to be touched even when the superman driver pulls at the breaks.. they want there BAGS kept in nice way..so to those kind of ladis i have nothing to give not even my sit!
regarding the fuckistani word.. i would just say from your fb profile
"words are like arrows ...use them wisely"
Lastly keep up the good work!!
i am sure you will be able to bring out human in everyone of us and not just indian!
@Anonymous: People seem to be really misinterpreting the FUCKistani word...it's not against all the Pakistanis, it's for those who are bothering India. I have shared the link I guess. See it for yourself!
ReplyDeleteAnd thanks for reminding me one of my favourite Quotations. I was out of touch with them. :P
As far as the concept of One Planet is concerned, 1st we need to start cleaning up our society, then our city, our state, then our country and then the Planet. Long way to go. India is not a God's made country, nor is Pakistan. Both have their own share of problems. But it's because of those few corrupt politicians, the progress is hampered!
By the way, thanks for your comment and dropping by!