Joke 1:
At a wedding,
Old Aunt to a Boy (teasingly): Beta, you are next! You are next!
Boy leaves annoyed.
A month later, at another wedding,
Same Old Aunt to the same Boy: Beta, taiyaar ho jao, you are next now!
Again the boy leaves annoyed.
A month later, both met again but this time at a funeral,
Boy to Aunt: Auntyyyyyyyyy, kya? samajh gaye naa? hahahahaha....
Aunt faints!
Joke 2:
A girl goes to a doctor.
Doctor: Tell your husband that you are pregnant.
Girl: But I am unmarried...
Doctor(with a raised eyebrow): Then inform your boyfriend.
Girl: But I don't have any...
Doctor(frustrated): Then tell your mom Jesus is coming again!
Joke 3:
99 years ka ek buddha swarg ki ronak aur Apsarayein dekhkar bola,"Ye saale harami Ramdev Baba ke lafde may na padta toh yahan 25 saal pehle hi aakar enjoy kar raha hota...!"
Joke 4: LAFANGE
Joke 5: DUKHI AATMA
PS: Comic Strip names, courtesy friend
At a wedding,
Old Aunt to a Boy (teasingly): Beta, you are next! You are next!
Boy leaves annoyed.
A month later, at another wedding,
Same Old Aunt to the same Boy: Beta, taiyaar ho jao, you are next now!
Again the boy leaves annoyed.
A month later, both met again but this time at a funeral,
Boy to Aunt: Auntyyyyyyyyy, kya? samajh gaye naa? hahahahaha....
Aunt faints!
Joke 2:
A girl goes to a doctor.
Doctor: Tell your husband that you are pregnant.
Girl: But I am unmarried...
Doctor(with a raised eyebrow): Then inform your boyfriend.
Girl: But I don't have any...
Doctor(frustrated): Then tell your mom Jesus is coming again!
Joke 3:
99 years ka ek buddha swarg ki ronak aur Apsarayein dekhkar bola,"Ye saale harami Ramdev Baba ke lafde may na padta toh yahan 25 saal pehle hi aakar enjoy kar raha hota...!"
Joke 4: LAFANGE
Joke 5: DUKHI AATMA
PS: Comic Strip names, courtesy friend
2nd nd 3rd were really good!! ;)
ReplyDeletecouldnt read the comic strip below though.. too small :(
@Chirainda: Thnx bro! Comic Strips are images, click on them!
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