Don't die like a Cockroach...Say No to Suicide!

Pick up a newspaper and you won’t be anymore surprised to find a mention of a suicide case. Infact it would come by as a big shock if you don’t find the word ‘Suicide’ etched in your daily. Man, are these people insane who have lost their will to live or is it the circumstances that create such an environment for them that leave them with no other choice?
Whatever the case may be, I would prefer to call such people Losers, big time LOSERS!
It is because of their such narrow and inferior attitude towards life that the ‘Reasons’ that drive them to annihilate themselves actually emerge out to be the unlikely ‘Winners’.
Tell me one thing, what would you do if some one literally slaps you hard on your face? Would you go back and cry like a loser? The answer would be ofcourse in negation unless you are a Sreesanth!

Following are some successfully proven ways to get rid of your suicidal tendencies:

1. (for students) If you have flunked in your examinations, are dejected & have lost all humor in your life and are planning to go extreme, just wait, suicide isn’t the solution to your problem. Just go and watch out for some bigger problems our country is facing, for instance, something like a Rakhi Sawant or Rahul Mahajan ka swayamwar. (Shit! Sorry folks! On the contrary that might work as a catalyst to your urge to commit suicide).

2. (for girls) If you think your so called boyfriend has used and ditched you for another girl, then you are not the one who should be at the receiving end. As people say you should ‘Move On’, but here I would like to add ‘Move On, not before kicking one right in the crotch!’

3. (for boys) If you think your girl has ditched you, look at it as another opportunity you ‘Lucky Bastard!’

4. If you are financially broke, don’t curse yourself for not having a sound financial knowledge & a good job and don’t go on to kill self along with your kin. First and foremost go for sex education & family planning. Your financial problems will automatically subside.

5. If your health is not upto the mark, you are fat, ugly and lazy, and there is no excitement left in your dull and boring life and you are thinking to end it, then you need to make a switch from Ramdev Baba’s to Shilpa’s or Bipasha’s yoga techniques. That would add spice to your life! And anytime you feel low about your looks and figure, just remember that someone like Mayawati is also still alive. You would start feeling better!

Resorting to suicide is not the answer to your problems folks. You need to stand up against your adversities and fight against them. Our soldiers at the borders fight against a problem called as ‘Terrorism’; they don’t run away from it. Your problems are your enemies and you need to overcome your enemies and not let them win. People generally don’t have sympathy against those who commit suicide; those who do are themselves ‘Losers’. So, don’t be a Loser! Cheer up! Keep yourself highly motivated and busy. Keep your mind occupied with some activity or the other. Life doesn’t get over by a failure. Speak up and share your problems. Learn from your past mistakes and just ‘Move On’!

Remember: FACE, FIGHT and CONQUER!

PS: If your suicidal act is an attempt towards controlling our population, then you have my thumbs up but not before scribbling down one suicide note! :-P