(STATUTORY WARNING: The compilation given below has been made with the help of PJ shayaris sent to me by my friends and ofcourse, self input! So those who can withstand extreme PJ shayaris should continue reading. For better effect imagine the following actually happening. Enjoy!)
Scene 1:
Somebody called Vinay has been killed. The CID team after a thorough investigation locates the suspect’s house. Suspect is somebody called Raj.
The CID team arrives in a standard white Qualis driven by Inspector Daya and the car comes to a screeching halt as soon as it enters the gate of the suspect’s house. In a jiffy, the whole team is at the door.
Abhijit -
Kabhi Ram bolo, kabhi Shyam bolo
(Rest of the team)wah wah...
Kabhi Ram bolo, kabhi Shyam bolo
wah wah...
Raj! (thak thak thak thak!), Darwaza kholo!
Scene 2:
And as usual, the suspect doesn’t open the door.
ACP Pradhyuman –
Paanch rupaye may ek Samosa aur Dus rupaye ke do
wah wah...
Paanch rupaye may ek Samosa aur Dus rupaye ke do
Wah wah...
Kuch toh gadbad haiiiiiii….Daya, darwaza tod do!
Scene 3:
Daya, with his mighty leg breaks open the door with all its locks intact. The CID team gets into the house. Everything has been scattered. The CID team starts searching, one member in every room and then one by one everyone comes out and say –
Mere pyaar ka diya tune accha silaa,
(ACP Pradhyuman) wah wah...
Mere pyaar ka diya tune accha silaa,
Wah wah...
Sir, Raj yahan bhi nahi mila!
Scene 4:
Suddenly Fredricks notices some bloodstains on the floor. Everyone starts following the trail left by the blood (red red blood! oooooo) which leads them to a store room. On opening the door they find a body (which happens to be that of Raj’s) bathed in blood, shivering, trying to say something. But unfortunately, he dies. The CID girl (who keeps changing on a regular basis) gets into action for which she has been employed – to check the deceased’s pulse.
CID girl –
Pradhyuman ka ek baal jhad chuka hai
Wah wah...
Pradhyuman ka ek baal jhad chuka hai
Wah wah...
Oh my God! Sir, ye toh mar chuka hai!
ACP Pradhyuman –
Keyboard pe button hai Tab
Wah wah...
Keyboard pe button hai Tab
Wah wah...
Abhijeet, lash ko le chalo Forensic Lab!
Scene 5:
At the Forensic Lab, two bodies covered in white sheets with their heads popping out are kept under observation with Dr. Salunke fiddling with test tubes, potassium permanganate and water.
ACP Pradhyuman –
Laalu ki bhains ne nahi khaya chaara
Wah wah...
Laalu ki bhains ne nahi khaya chaara
Wah wah...
Agar Raj ne Vinay ko maara, toh Raj ko kisne maara?
Dr. Salunke –
Tu hi mera jiya, tu hi mera piya hai
Wah wah...
Tu hi mera jiya, tu hi mera piya hai
Wah wah...
Nahi BOSS! in dono ka khoon kisi ek ne hi kiya hai!
Scene 6:
Finally the CID team is able to locate the real culprit. But again as usual, he is absconding.
ACP Pradhyuman –
Devdas ko pasand thi Paro
Wah wah...
Devdas ko pasand thi Paro
Wah wah...
Daya, Abhijit, Fredricks, Vivek! Aaspaas ke saare ilaake chaan maaro!
Scene 7:
After a bit of bhaagam bhag the CID team finally catches up with the culprit.
ACP Pradhyuman (to culprit) –
Teri hasi pe main saari jawani luta dunga
Wah wah...
Teri hasi pe main saari jawani luta dunga
Wah wah...
WAHIN RUKK JAO! Warna goli chala dunga!
Scene 8:
At the bureau, after the culprit finally confesses to the killings.
ACP Pradhyuman –
Dede mujhe Benadryl, hai mujhe thodi khaasi
Wah wah...
Dede mujhe Benadryl, hai mujhe thodi khaasi
Wah wah...
Iski toh saza tumhe zaroor milegi, umra kaid ya fir shayad FAASI!
***THE END***
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